Once in a lifetime

It is illegal to kiss on a train, according to one dumb law in Wisconsin.
Happily, we have no such dumb laws.

Near the railway station I stopped a good-looking woman, who looks like some kind of hippie, and I said, I wanted to kiss her.
`You must be a really fool´, she said.
I answared:
`A fool and a fool, but what about kissing?´
`Your´re a writer, I suppose´, she said.
Then she kissed me, and I kissed her.

Picture above: UK train station bans goodbye kisses because it holds up trains.