Fucking clowns

Putin comes to the barber shop. The barber cuts dictator's hair and asks all the time about Ukraine. 

How are people doing there? When does the war the special military operation end?

At last Putin get nervous:

"You are moved about this Ukraine far too much, right?"

"Not at all, sir. For me it is totally indifferent."

"Why do you then constantly ask about Ukraine."

"Because each time that I say Ukraine your hair rises up – and it is easier to cut…"

Another true case:

Once when the Ukrainian and Russians were at war, were in special military operations, the Russians heard a shout behind a hill:

"One Ukrainian is equivalent to two Russkis."

The Russian commander sent two men with a special training to deal with the shouter, but neither of them came back. Instead, soon a shout rang out behind the hill:

"One Ukrainian  is equivalent to ten Russkis."

The angry commander immediately sent two commando men behind the hill, but besides a couple of gunshots nothing was heard. The men were gone, but a new shout was heard behind the hill:

"One Ukrainian is equivalent to fifty Russkis."

The furious commander sent an elite group of fifty men behind the hill and for a moment gunshots were heard. When the gunfire ceased, not one Russki came back. Instead, a shout was heard:

"One Ukrainian is equivalent to a hundred Russkis."

Not caring about anything in his fury the commander sent a hundred men behind the hill, where a huge gun-fight began. After some time one badly wounded Russki dragged himself from behind the

hill and said:

"Commander, those Ukrainian lied. There were two of them!"

The same is true for Finns.